April 16th, 2008 by POMP

April 11th, 2008 by POMP

Ahh, its good to post here at pomp.us again. As usual, I will be 0% funny and 100% positive what I link to is 100% funny…. or you can flame me in mails I will never read!

I noticed a lot of hits for our The Crow Harasscast — which is awesome, but equally as awesome are the two other Harasscasts you don’t know about (because POMP did not star in them!).

In the Harass Bastards Episode 1 we took on Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Kahn. For some reason people think this is a good movie. We beg to differ… this is the first official Harasscast. Star Trek fans clicking on this link will most likely have their heads explode and out will fly little Klingon words or something. Remember kids, Star Trek — THE FUTURE – in OVALVISION!!!

The newest Harass Bastards Episode is #3 .. and it is the fine feature film MORTAL KOMBAT that gets our drunken onslaught. Even the dumbest, most hardened lover of all things Mortal Kombat will admit that not only are the video games terrible since MK2, but this film is even worse. You will see where George Lucas got the idea for Qui Gon Jin when you see an old white dude named Raiden strut around in a funny hat and turn into electricity and talk a lot and not kick any ass. You will see Johnny Cage pack like a woman on a trip to Beverly Hills, and whine even more! There will be a Hair vs. Hair battle between Liu Kang and Shang Tsung.

Do not hesitate… go get more Harass Bastards goodness.

Oh and we have a website now. POMP calls it Web 0.2 — however I call it Minimalist Greatness. Check it out — Harassbastards.com

April 8th, 2008 by POMP

Frank Edward Nora “rambles” about me recording my therapy sessions in episode #696 of his talk show The Overnightscape. He calls POMP sessions “very compelling listening” and he also gives a nice plug to The Harass Bastards — and I love plugs almost as much as I love crazy bitches. If you’re interested, it’s towards the end of his show and you can listen to it here.

If you haven’t heard POMP sessions yet, it’s still available from the sidebar of this blog. I recorded all three and released them online. I have no plans of continuing therapy, but if I ever go back, I will probably release those too.

And finally, if you haven’t heard The Harass Bastards, you can listen to me “freak out” Ortega and Sideswipe, on the HarassCast we did for the movie The Crow. I hold the distinguished honor of being the first ever “bleep” on a show they promote on the RiffTrax forums with the following line:

“Did you ever want to hear a bunch of immature, offensive drunk guys watch a movie and crack wise? Do you have an hour and half to waste? Well, your wish is granted.”

So download The Crow Harass Bastards.mp3 and try to guess what I said. Here’s a *hint* … it involves a man’s bulbourethral glands.

UPDATE! If you’re a fan of Web 0.2, and by that I mean websites that can be viewed in a text-only Web browser like Lynx — then dust off that old 486 and head over to the newly created www.harassbastards.com. No fancy AJAX here, just good old-fashioned HTML that will load instantly and have you convinced it’s 1995 all over again.