Thank you Cho Seung-Hui of Virginia. Finally, the hippies in Colorado can shut the fuck up. How’s it feel to be number two shit-heads?

The media is trying to blame this latest school shooting on violent video games, but they reported the gunman was dressed like a Boy Scout.

Now how’s this for an incoherent thought?

The Boy Scouts of America is a religious organization who prohibits atheists, agnostics, and homo’s from joining. So maybe it’s God we should blame? The only thing the BSA and I seem to agree on is the exclusion of women from leadership positions.

I read Stephen King’s “Rage” right around the time Jack Thompson started suing people for having fun. It was years later that I first played Grand Theft Auto, and my character was dressed like a Pimp. Maybe we should go after creepy looking authors? Then again, the Virginia Tech shooter was South Korean, so maybe racism is the real culprit, and maybe we should fire more elderly shock jocks instead?

Or maybe it’s time we start going after anyone who speaks freely, and dares to use adjectives? After all, the gunman was described as a “sullen loner.” How come people always seem to recognize these personality traits after something horrible happens, but never before?

I dunno, I guess what I’m trying to say is: When is T-Shirt Hell going to update their School Shootings Tour shirt? And when are the creators of Columbine Paintball gonna allow us to re-live the Virginia Tech experience for ourselves?