January 22nd, 2010 by POMP

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Soundtrack 2 My Life

Links:

Hate the Radio
Synplistic Promotions

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I’m just trying to make sense of all this strife … Welcome to My Afterlife.

October 12th, 2009 by POMP

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Columbus murdered children and now we have a holiday. We also have a brand new show nearly one year to the date of the first Afterlife release. I blew the dust off my studio equipment, and got Al Lock of Ambush Radio to join me. We discuss his brief stint in politics, and we decide 34 is the true age of man in this ninth episode of POMP’s Afterlife – Al Becomes A Man. This show features sloppy editing, new music I produced with Avery Fantom, and three new Deep Tweets. Enjoy…

Music:

Avery Fantom – Earth Money

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February 2nd, 2009 by POMP

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There’s this new Seven Things meme spreading around the Internet like an STD. Basically the rules go as follows:

“Each player starts with seven random facts/habits about themselves. People who are tagged need to write on their own blog about their seven things, as well as these rules. You need to choose seven people to get tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them that they have been tagged and to read your blog!”

As many of you know, I love airing my dirty secrets publicly. But rather than blog abut my random facts and habits, I figured why not record them in an audio form? So Al Lock joined me once again, and we did just that in a one hour and thirty-seven minute show I’m calling POMP’s Afterlife – Seven Things.

Music:

Avery Fantom – What’s Love Worth featuring Bobby Hook
Brad Sucks – Overreacting
Bad Religion – Infected

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January 12th, 2009 by POMP

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Just because I don’t leave my house, doesn’t mean drama escapes me. This week’s show is a throwback to Hate the Radio. It’s a more personal recording in the vain of POMP sessions. I don’t plan on doing these very often, but from time-to-time I will release them as I deem appropriate.

In this show I share two stories with Alan Lock, one about a home invasion in Colorado that my wife was involved in, and the other one is something I have never talked about publicly. I have close friends and family I’ve never even shared this story with.

So sit back, and try to enjoy a 32 minute confessional I call POMP’s Afterlife – What’s Up?

Music:

Brad Sucks – SoS (cover) w/TheHipCola
Brad Sucks – Gangsta Love
Jon Lajoie – Everyday Normal Crew

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April 8th, 2008 by POMP

Frank Edward Nora “rambles” about me recording my therapy sessions in episode #696 of his talk show The Overnightscape. He calls POMP sessions “very compelling listening” and he also gives a nice plug to The Harass Bastards — and I love plugs almost as much as I love crazy bitches. If you’re interested, it’s towards the end of his show and you can listen to it here.

If you haven’t heard POMP sessions yet, it’s still available from the sidebar of this blog. I recorded all three and released them online. I have no plans of continuing therapy, but if I ever go back, I will probably release those too.

And finally, if you haven’t heard The Harass Bastards, you can listen to me “freak out” Ortega and Sideswipe, on the HarassCast we did for the movie The Crow. I hold the distinguished honor of being the first ever “bleep” on a show they promote on the RiffTrax forums with the following line:

“Did you ever want to hear a bunch of immature, offensive drunk guys watch a movie and crack wise? Do you have an hour and half to waste? Well, your wish is granted.”

So download The Crow Harass Bastards.mp3 and try to guess what I said. Here’s a *hint* … it involves a man’s bulbourethral glands.

UPDATE! If you’re a fan of Web 0.2, and by that I mean websites that can be viewed in a text-only Web browser like Lynx — then dust off that old 486 and head over to the newly created www.harassbastards.com. No fancy AJAX here, just good old-fashioned HTML that will load instantly and have you convinced it’s 1995 all over again.

March 25th, 2008 by POMP

POMP sessions #3 has been posted. This is most likely my final therapy session. If you’re interested, you can listen to the Gcast in its entirety from the sidebar of this blog.

Share in my mental breakdown, as I attempt therapy for the last time.

If you want to hear more POMP sessions let me know. And if you have feedback (good or bad) about this little experiment of mine, feel free to use any of the various methods of electronic communication I have posted in the Interact section on the sidebar of this blog.

March 18th, 2008 by POMP

POMP sessions #2 has been posted. If you’re interested, you can listen to the Gcast of this session in its entirety from the sidebar of this blog.

Share in my mental breakdown, as I attempt therapy for the second time.

Online review:

kristen – bust out the fancy shit: im listening to youre therapy session
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: youre fucked up
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: love it
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: when do we get to the part of your infatuatuon witha mexi-alaskan?

kristen – bust out the fancy shit: well i dont give a shit how much you care about her….i know you do…of course you do…but she is a pathetic peice of shit…
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: i call her dirty whore
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: and she needs to eat a bowl of dicks
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: she needs to slip in a puddle of aids and die
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: only im allowed to hurt you
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: im gonna call you because i need to tell you verbally how fucking retarded you are
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: and there will be yelling
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: and if you were here i would beat the ever living shit out of you
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: what does ever living shit mean?
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: i dont care …id figure it out
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: and resume the beatage
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: im serious’
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: stop this stupid shit

kristen – bust out the fancy shit: well thats the thing…i know im awesome..you think youre not
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: which youre not
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: compared to me
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: but to others
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: id say youre mediocre
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: im gonna go get my cigarettes and cALL your ass
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: because you are pissing me off

“I love you, even tho we’ve never actually met — I remember all of our more serious chats … you’re a cool chick, and I consider you a friend”