People love to bash Microsoft, but when it comes down to it, Windows is what we all use. Why? Because it just works. It’s stable, secure, and runs on practically any hardware. If Linux was so great, more people (other than the troll living in my basement) would use it.

It’s true (for now) that Lunix and OS-eX are less susceptible to viruses and spyware. But that’s because nobody cares about these Operating Systems.

Linux and OS X are not secure … they’re obscure.

Microsoft has already sold more copies of Windows Vista, than there are Mac and Linux users – combined. And some really smart guy says that Vista’s code is more secure than Mac’s.

But don’t get me wrong, Apple products are great if you like overpaying for hardware that has pictures of fruit all over it. But hey, if you want to waste money on a computer that doesn’t even right-click, be my guest. At least you can run Windows Vista on it. I mean you need something to play video games on, and Vista’s built for games; how about OS X?

Vista will even run faster on a Macbook Pro than OS X.

People love to tout Macs as being superior multimedia machines, yet Adobe Audition is only available for Windows, and benchmarks have proven that Windows runs Adobe Photoshop faster.

But don’t take my links for it, look it up for yourselves bitches.

Anyway, why use a piece of … fruity hardware that you can’t even game on (let alone right-click), or a shotty open-sores Windows clone like the Linus OS, when you can pay just a few bucks for the real deal?

Besides, if you use Windows Vista your ePenis will grow tenfold.