March 25th, 2008 by POMP

POMP sessions #3 has been posted. This is most likely my final therapy session. If you’re interested, you can listen to the Gcast in its entirety from the sidebar of this blog.

Share in my mental breakdown, as I attempt therapy for the last time.

If you want to hear more POMP sessions let me know. And if you have feedback (good or bad) about this little experiment of mine, feel free to use any of the various methods of electronic communication I have posted in the Interact section on the sidebar of this blog.

March 18th, 2008 by POMP

POMP sessions #2 has been posted. If you’re interested, you can listen to the Gcast of this session in its entirety from the sidebar of this blog.

Share in my mental breakdown, as I attempt therapy for the second time.

Online review:

kristen – bust out the fancy shit: im listening to youre therapy session
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: youre fucked up
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: love it
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: when do we get to the part of your infatuatuon witha mexi-alaskan?

kristen – bust out the fancy shit: well i dont give a shit how much you care about her….i know you do…of course you do…but she is a pathetic peice of shit…
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: i call her dirty whore
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: and she needs to eat a bowl of dicks
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: she needs to slip in a puddle of aids and die
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: only im allowed to hurt you
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: im gonna call you because i need to tell you verbally how fucking retarded you are
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: and there will be yelling
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: and if you were here i would beat the ever living shit out of you
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: what does ever living shit mean?
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: i dont care …id figure it out
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: and resume the beatage
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: im serious’
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: stop this stupid shit

kristen – bust out the fancy shit: well thats the thing…i know im awesome..you think youre not
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: which youre not
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: compared to me
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: but to others
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: id say youre mediocre
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: im gonna go get my cigarettes and cALL your ass
kristen – bust out the fancy shit: because you are pissing me off

“I love you, even tho we’ve never actually met — I remember all of our more serious chats … you’re a cool chick, and I consider you a friend”

March 16th, 2008 by POMP

[01:07] RevPOMP: bitch
[01:07] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: muah
[01:07] RevPOMP: It’s my birthday, and I demand anal
[01:08] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: is not
[01:08] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: oh in htown
[01:08] RevPOMP: March 17th is my birthday
[01:08] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: not your bday here yet
[01:08] RevPOMP: good, I expect a psycho comment then — a week late will be acceptable
[01:08] RevPOMP: anal also works
[01:09] RevPOMP: fuck myspace
[01:09] RevPOMP: oh, and I’m drunk
[01:09] RevPOMP: but not as drunk as I’ll be tomorrow
[01:09] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: did you even wish me happy birthday dickwad?
[01:09] RevPOMP: I sent you a msg
[01:09] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: lies
[01:09] RevPOMP: “Dammit. I missed your Birthday. I’m sorry, I’m a shitty Internet friend. But in my defense, life has sucked for the last 3 weeks, and I haven’t been doing anything that doesn’t involve large quantities of alcohol. You’re a little too old for me now (10 years or so) … but you’re still cute for a “woman.”
[01:10] RevPOMP: see, I tried
[01:10] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: ha
[01:11] RevPOMP: exactly.
[01:11] RevPOMP: has the menopause kicked in yet?
[01:11] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: hardly
[01:11] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: then i wouldnt be wary of being pregnant
[01:12] RevPOMP: your ass can’t get pregnant.
[01:12] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: hahahaha
[01:12] RevPOMP: either can your mouth.
[01:12] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: eww kristen a mom
[01:12] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: sick
[01:12] RevPOMP: that’s hot
[01:12] RevPOMP: I’m whipping my dick out
[01:12] RevPOMP: but I’m jerking off to your kid, not you.
[01:12] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: the red water hasnt come in 3+ months though
[01:12] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: hahahaha
[01:12] RevPOMP: oooh
[01:12] RevPOMP: I’m turned on now
[01:13] RevPOMP: why aren’t you here drinking with me?
[01:13] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: should i?
[01:13] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: i got dunk last night
[01:13] RevPOMP: um, yeah
[01:13] RevPOMP: so that was yesterday
[01:14] RevPOMP: get on a plane or a boat … whatever you upper Canadians do — just get here
[01:15] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: kidnap me
[01:15] RevPOMP: I’d love to
[01:15] RevPOMP: I have a closet that would be perfect for you
[01:16] RevPOMP: I make good money here, you could watch me spend it
[01:16] RevPOMP: we have fedex locations here in the states too, so you could take a transfer or something
[01:17] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: now why would i want to do that
[01:17] RevPOMP: anal.
[01:17] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: oh yeah
[01:18] RevPOMP: I’ll buy you things like anal beads and double-ended dildos…but you can get your own food
[01:18] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: no
[01:18] RevPOMP: yes.
[01:18] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: nu uh
[01:18] RevPOMP: don’t sass me miss
[01:18] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: shush
[01:19] RevPOMP: I’ll let you drink the last sip of my beer too
[01:19] RevPOMP: I drink a lot, so you’ll be fine
[01:19] RevPOMP: I take good care of my womens
[01:19] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: you make me itchy
[01:20] RevPOMP: that makes me horny
[01:20] RevPOMP: where are you itchy?
[01:20] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: ill be in vegas mid june
[01:20] RevPOMP: slut.
[01:20] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: meet me there and we can get hitched
[01:20] RevPOMP: ooh, ok
[01:20] RevPOMP: can I take your last name?
[01:20] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: no
[01:20] RevPOMP: can I take you ass virginity then?
[01:21] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: do i have to pretend i havent gone there?
[01:21] RevPOMP: yes.
[01:21] RevPOMP: lie to me, please…
[01:21] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: ok
[01:21] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: ewwwww!
[01:21] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: no way
[01:21] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: !
[01:21] RevPOMP: oh, it’s happening
[01:21] RevPOMP: I’ll be in Vegas in mid-June
[01:22] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: liar
[01:22] RevPOMP: I don’t want any Mexican babies tho, so you’ll have to throw it in a dumpster — I’m not wearing a condom, those are for fags
[01:22] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: agreed
[01:23] RevPOMP: see, we’ll get along great
[01:23] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: should i slough off my latin cells with a cheese grader?
[01:23] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: can i even do that?
[01:23] RevPOMP: no, let me do it
[01:23] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: k
[01:23] RevPOMP: will it taste like tacos?
[01:24] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: probably chorizo
[01:24] RevPOMP: mmm. I’m wet now
[01:24] RevPOMP: and hungry for Mexican
[01:25] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: los animales con nos ojos quieres vanar con tigo
[01:26] RevPOMP: I have an enchilada for you…
[01:27] RevPOMP: Animals with eyes we want vanar con tigo????
[01:27] RevPOMP: I thought they spoke English in Canada?
[01:27] RevPOMP: assimilate motherfucker
[01:27] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: Que el pueblo no con los ojos de sus hijos se bañan en las aguas residuales de sal
[01:28] RevPOMP: That the people not with the eyes of her children bathe in sewage salt???
[01:28] RevPOMP: that sounds like a tasty stew
[01:28] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: hahahhaa
[01:28] RevPOMP: puedo ir al cuarto de bano?
[01:29] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: i usted quiere meter prickle su pene en mi ojo zocalo y que me esponja con un erizo de mar
[01:30] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: go to the bathroom
[01:30] RevPOMP: If you want to stick his penis prickle in my eye and I zocalo sponge with a sea urchin
[01:30] RevPOMP: that’s just hot
[01:30] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: how do you know what im saying
[01:30] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: kind of
[01:30] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: almost
[01:31] RevPOMP: Quiero cogida en el culo sin condón
[01:31] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: how much?
[01:31] RevPOMP: I’m bisexual
[01:31] RevPOMP: I mean bilingual
[01:32] RevPOMP: I’m half black, half mexican, and half fag
[01:32] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: Para su cumpleaños im va a frotar mi vagina en su cara y en su boca pee
[01:33] RevPOMP: that’s fucking hot
[01:33] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: silenciador
[01:34] RevPOMP: please do … my mouth is wide open
[01:34] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: chupar mi verga
[01:34] RevPOMP: whip it out…
[01:35] RevPOMP: I’ll suck the AIDS right out of it
[01:35] RevPOMP: my mouth is the cure
[01:35] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: for aids?
[01:35] RevPOMP: yes, among other things
[01:35] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: what else?
[01:36] RevPOMP: HEP C, and the common cold
[01:36] RevPOMP: some people use it in lieu of a bath
[01:37] RevPOMP: it also makes a fine urinal
[01:37] RevPOMP: and my tongue doubles as a cheap tampon
[01:37] RevPOMP: it also performs abortions
[01:38] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: mmmm
[01:38] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: i just might have to enlist in your aid
[01:38] RevPOMP: yeah, it’s pretty versatile
[01:39] RevPOMP: you should call me and let me masturbate while you verbally degrade me
[01:39] RevPOMP: that would be a super birthday gift
[01:39] RevPOMP: you’re old, but I’ll pretend your 8
[01:39] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: i wouldve already called you by now but my phones almost dead
[01:39] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: currently charging
[01:40] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: and i swear this time im not lying
[01:40] RevPOMP: I don’t believe you
[01:40] RevPOMP: chicks with vagina’s always lie
[01:40] RevPOMP: phone charger = working phone
[01:40] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: bitch you dont know me
[01:41] RevPOMP: I know you
[01:41] RevPOMP: in June I’ll know you anal-biblically
[01:41] RevPOMP: you’ll be leaking AIDS infested cum for a week
[01:41] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: think so huh
[01:42] RevPOMP: I know so
[01:43] RevPOMP: don’t shower in June, I want my fish taco to come with cheese
[01:43] RevPOMP: cheese is delicious
[01:44] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: (crotch pockets….
[01:44] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: now with extra cheese!
[01:44] RevPOMP: mmmm
[01:44] RevPOMP: you always knew how to sweet talk me
[01:44] RevPOMP: you’ll make a good ex-wife
[01:45] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: i get the house
[01:45] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: you can keep the kids
[01:45] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: and the clap
[01:45] RevPOMP: I rent an apartment, you can have it
[01:45] RevPOMP: I keep the cat
[01:46] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: you should put me through school
[01:46] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: then ill go to houston
[01:46] RevPOMP: I’ll put you threw POMP school
[01:46] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: and be a good girl
[01:46] RevPOMP: regular beatings and ass-rapings for all top students
[01:47] RevPOMP: I’m hard, I only hope you are too
[01:52] RevPOMP: you’re lack of chat sucks and is killing my boner
[01:52] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: im busy fingering myself
[01:53] RevPOMP: why aren’t you on cam?
[01:53] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: to your lack luster text
[01:53] RevPOMP: don’t make me go to Canada and beat you
[01:53] RevPOMP: I fucking hate Canadians
[01:57] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: i hate you
[01:58] RevPOMP: that’s why we’ll make a perfect couple
[01:58] RevPOMP: nowhere to go but up
[01:59] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: in da butt!
[01:59] RevPOMP: of course
[01:59] RevPOMP: I’m not touching your vag
[02:01] RevPOMP: hmm….my phone is still not ringing
[02:01] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: hmph
[02:01] RevPOMP: I thought I’d have you good and horny by now
[02:01] RevPOMP: I’m dying to disappoint you
[02:01] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: not really
[02:02] RevPOMP: do I have to kick it up a notch?
[02:04] RevPOMP: damn you
[02:06] RevPOMP: I’m gonna go jerk off to Lou Dobbs
[02:08] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: k
[02:12] RevPOMP: I thought we were friends…
[02:12] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: you bore me with your threats
[02:12] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: of adultry
[02:13] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: you make me sick
[02:13] RevPOMP: will you puke on my dick?
[02:13] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: half heartedly
[02:13] RevPOMP: well, it’s half a dick
[02:14] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: than you require half the effort
[02:14] RevPOMP: yes
[02:15] RevPOMP: just the site of your disappointed face will be enough to make me cum
[02:15] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: i think i have a sexual addiction
[02:15] RevPOMP: to the POMPSTICK?
[02:15] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: no
[02:15] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: to sex in general
[02:15] RevPOMP: you’re a young whore … it’s natural
[02:16] RevPOMP: and by young, I mean 23
[02:16] RevPOMP: I’m officially out of pickup lines
[02:20] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: and im officially out of patience
[02:21] RevPOMP: my boxers have more seaman in them than my nuts…
[02:21] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: are you done?
[02:22] RevPOMP: I was done 73 minutes ago
[02:23] RevPOMP: this is just “cuddle” time
[02:24] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: do we have to say i love yous and whisper sweet nothings?
[02:24] RevPOMP: you do, but I don’t
[02:25] RevPOMP: ick. myspace says I’m 32
[02:26] RevPOMP: that makes you the perfect age for me
[02:35] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: im gonna call you soon
[02:35] RevPOMP: I know
[02:35] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: you pompous fuck
[02:35] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: nevermind
[02:37] RevPOMP: I’m posting this chat log
[02:37] RevPOMP: best IM conversation ever
[02:37] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: where
[02:37] RevPOMP: pomp.us
[02:42] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: but i didnt say “like OMGZ11!!!” enough
[02:42] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: it wont be interesting
[02:42] RevPOMP: do it now
[02:42] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: ooops
[02:42] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: i mean it wont be intrustin
[02:42] RevPOMP: I’ll update it
[02:42] RevPOMP: your chat was lame
[02:42] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: shit im bad at this trendy chat verbage
[02:43] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: and it pisses me the fuck off
[02:43] RevPOMP: it’s because you’re old and all used up
[02:43] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: i know
[02:43] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: im like sally struthers without the capped teeth and ruptured bowels
[02:44] kristen – bust out the fancy shit: wait…did that even make any sense?