I'm canceling my MySpace account. Somewhere out there, 1046 bands you've never heard of are weeping silently tonight. 1 week ago
I recorded a new Hate the Radio last night with Al and RaY, and this is the "thanks" I get: "Thank you. Look for an edited show by summer." 2 weeks ago
When someone asks me for an extra cigarette I like to say, "I'm sorry only 20 came in this pack." 2 weeks ago
A serial killer van just drove by that said, "CAUTION CHILDREN" on its windshield. Good thing there's not a lot of readers in these parts... 2 weeks ago