I would like to take this time to say that anyone that utters the phrase “heh, heh, it’s 4/20″ (or something like it) today, is a complete idiot AND loser. Let me take a minute to ponder the details of your pathetic teenage existence. I apologize in advance for the lack of misspellings, and cool IM acronyms.

1. You just couldn’t take it anymore, so you quit school. (But I bet you’re gonna get your GED someday!)
2. Your parent(s) suck, but you still live at home or with a friend. (But I bet you’re moving as soon as you turn 18, err … 40.)
3. You just can’t seem to find a job, or you refuse to work for minimum wage–because you’re better than that! (Meanwhile, you either never look or apply at the same places, that you know will never hire your sorry ass.)

If this sounds like you or some dumb-fuck you know, then you’re probably a dropout loser, that can’t find a decent job because you’re too busy smoking to ever look. Do me a personal favor, and trade an ounce for a nine, and rid yourself, your friends, and your family of this horrible world that owes you so much, despite the very little you contribute.

Just think of the cool suicide anniversary date.