Hate the Radio – Not You Again

September 27th, 2006 by POMP

Hate the Radio - Not You AgainAfter Robert Kelly was kind enough to be interviewed on our show last year, POMP really felt a strong connection to him. POMP then proceded to call Bob every couple of weeks or so just to say hi. Usually when he had been drinking. Robert returned many of the calls after he had a few himself, including New Year’s Eve. After several calls were made while Robert was appearing on a national radio show, apparently enough was enough. Bob calmly explained his feelings to POMP and a truce was called. But if his phone rings again, POMP’s knees may be in danger.

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You can catch the recap of this episode Wednesday night at 8PM EST on ThereIsNoRadio. Then stay tuned for HtR Live from 9PM to 11PM EST, immediately following the recap on TiNR, or interact with us by leaving a voicemail at 6606-75-HATE or call us toll free at (888) DAMN-HtR. You can also join us in ThereIsNoChat or post a comment on Hate the Boards.

“Hate the Radio, Change the Radio, Make better Radio.”

Weeds

September 26th, 2006 by POMP

Fucking women are the cause of all mens problems. If you’re reading this and disagreeing, then you are a fucking woman … and you’re just causing more problems.

Hate the Radio – Metrosexual

September 23rd, 2006 by POMP


Video from Metrosexual episode. Download direct or via iTunes.

Hate the Radio – Punch the Clock

September 18th, 2006 by POMP

Hate the Radio - Punch the ClockEveryone hates their day job. For most of us just getting to the next paycheck is the only reason we show up. The ultimate trick is to find something you enjoy doing and allow it, or her, to pay your rent. A timecard with a Vagina attached to it is an excellent way to start a day and you won’t even mind Monday mornings. A good tip to tell if your job sucks is when you are forced to take bedroom furniture away from children or you work all day for three dollars.

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You can catch the recap of this episode Wednesday night at 8PM EST on ThereIsNoRadio. Then stay tuned for HtR Live from 9PM to 11PM EST, immediately following the recap on TiNR, or interact with us by leaving a voicemail at 6606-75-HATE or call us toll free at (888) DAMN-HtR. You can also join us every Wednesday night in ThereIsNoChat or post a comment on Hate the Boards.

“Hate the Radio, Change the Radio, Make better Radio.”

Hate the Radio – Year of Hate

September 13th, 2006 by POMP

Hate the Radio - Year of HateIn the past year we have dealt with our female issues, snakes on a plane, moving, myspace whores, and being super evil. Many thought the show wouldn’t last a few months, much less one year. We are happy to have proved them wrong, but saddened by the prospect of having to continue the attempt of being entertaining. Expect another year of hair dying, women crying, Ray bashing, Velvet gashing, heavy drinking, shallow thinking, HIV spreading, teenage bedding, live streaming, and smiles beaming.

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You can catch the recap of this episode Wednesday night at 8PM EST on ThereIsNoRadio. Then stay tuned for HtR Live from 9PM to 11PM EST, immediately following the recap on TiNR, or interact with us by leaving a voicemail at 6606-75-HATE or call us toll free at (888) DAMN-HtR. You can also join us every Wednesday night in ThereIsNoChat or post a comment on Hate the Boards.

“Hate the Radio, Change the Radio, Make better Radio.”

Pointless Shit

September 12th, 2006 by POMP

Women are the fuckin’ bane of my existence. But if they all died I’d have to work much harder to find shit to bitch about. I’d be willing to give it a try though. You ever have a day where you just want to drink till you forget the last 10 years or so of your life? I frequently have those days, and when I think about it I realize I have little to nothing to bitch about. My life is great compared to a lot of people I’ve known. So what the fuck’s my problem then?

Oh right, women…

Here Is A Blog Post…

September 8th, 2006 by POMP

White & Nerdy
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Parody of “Ridin’” by Chamillionaire
New lyrics by Al Yankovic

They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
MC Escher – that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking’s in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at Minesweeper – I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed
My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well I’m number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I’d like to roll with
The gangstas
Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
How’d I get so white and nerdy

I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’
X-Men comics, you know I collect ‘em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect ‘em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for ‘em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin’ freaky
I’m nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin’
They laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ’cause I’m so white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
All because I’m white and nerdy
Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy