The name Budweiser is used for two beers:

1. American, very weak, nasty, gassy, chemically and artificial tasting. If you drink it at any temperature above freezing it causes immediate vomiting and death. Widely regarded as the Microsoft of beer: you can get it anywhere, and people who don’t know better drink it all the time, but the more you get to understand beer the less you like this stuff. Apparently very popular with frogs. Take our advice America, and stick to cigarettes, it’s what you’re good at.
2. Czech, the exact opposite of American Budweiser, the finest lager on the planet.

Episode Thirty-Three is finished, and so are we when the women featured in it hear MySpace Whore. Download this episode from iTunes or catch the recap Wednesday night at 8PM EST on ThereIsNoRadio. Then stay tuned for HtR Live from 9PM to 11PM EST, immediately following the recap on TiNR.

“Objects in mirror may appear bigger, in your mind. POMP asks the Dark Lord for a black chick and is granted with a MySpace addiction. Corey, the whitest black guy we know gives POMP some pointers for dating the whitest black girl on MySpace. Do Black Goths wear White? Al was driven out of his casino job by a 19 year old Little Red Riding Hood. Lets see how many people come running when she cries “Wolf!” for real. Club Crystal is now in full swing, but no more swinging from the owner as she swears off her former persona as Nadia Hilton. Can you say, “Worthless meat pocket?”

Links:

• MySpace
• Ginger
• Corey
• GodShifter
• Melissa
• Club Crystal
• Nadia Hilton

Music:

• Canto6 – The Rock
• Douglas Fir – Superfly
• Dirschl und Starzinger – Teenage Wasteland
• AMPSEX – Porno Movie
• Josh Woodward – She’s On My Mind

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