June 24th, 2006 by POMP
The name Budweiser is used for two beers:
- American, very weak, nasty, gassy, chemically and artificial tasting. If you drink it at any temperature above freezing it causes immediate vomiting and death. Widely regarded as the Microsoft of beer: you can get it anywhere, and people who don’t know better drink it all the time, but the more you get to understand beer the less you like this stuff. Apparently very popular with frogs. Take our advice America, and stick to cigarettes, it’s what you’re good at.
- Czech, the exact opposite of American Budweiser, the finest lager on the planet.
June 21st, 2006 by POMP
Episode Thirty-Three is finished, and so are we when the women featured in it hear MySpace Whore. Download this episode from iTunes or catch the recap Wednesday night at 8PM EST on ThereIsNoRadio. Then stay tuned for HtR Live from 9PM to 11PM EST, immediately following the recap on TiNR.
“Objects in mirror may appear bigger, in your mind. POMP asks the Dark Lord for a black chick and is granted with a MySpace addiction. Corey, the whitest black guy we know gives POMP some pointers for dating the whitest black girl on MySpace. Do Black Goths wear White? Al was driven out of his casino job by a 19 year old Little Red Riding Hood. Lets see how many people come running when she cries “Wolf!” for real. Club Crystal is now in full swing, but no more swinging from the owner as she swears off her former persona as Nadia Hilton. Can you say, “Worthless meat pocket?”
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June 14th, 2006 by POMP
Episode Thirty-Two is out. So light some candles, grab your Ouija Board, crank up some GNR … and you just might summon The Dark Lord. If that doesn’t work try cheap beer and a bandana. Or just download The Omen from iTunes. If you don’t like hearing week old shows, you can now catch us LIVE every Wednesday night from 9PM to 11PM EST on ThereIsNoRadio.
“On the Sixth day of the Sixth month in the Sixth year of the new millenium, an announcement was made. All the signs were there, for those who chose to pay attention to them. What will it mean for the future of the world? Only by listening to HtR will you know what to expect. Day one of the lease for The White House, Exit stirs things up in the neighborhood by playing the part of the local Noise Police. His actions in no way reflect the thoughts and opinions of others appearing on the show. Optix wins, The Blonde loses. What’s worse than being a Cunt? How about a Fat Cunt.”
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