The moon and stars have aligned, allowing Episode Twenty-Nine to be released right on-time … and it’s not even Leap Year. I have no idea what I’m talking about, but if you want to learn advanced physics from retards, download Escape Velocity aka Durrrr from iTunes. Then leave us a voicemail at 6606-75-HATE or call us toll free at (888) DAMN-HtR. Don’t forget to register for our 06-06-06 Contest by posting your theory of relativity on Hate the Boards.

“The only question now is just how fast do you have to travel to escape this show. If you hate those “What’s the sound of one hand clapping?” kind of questions then avoid this episode. If you enjoy beating your head against the wall then by all means put it on repeat. Ray opens his big mouth again this week and the whole show plan goes out the window as his comments cannot possibly be ignored as well as his complete lack of any scientific knowledge.”

Related Links:

• jetBlue Emergency Landing
• Earth’s Speed
• Flight & Earth’s Rotation
• Directional Flight Times

Music:

• Something to Burn – Bleeding Over
• Berman – Life in the Stars
• Hoverfly – Crashland
• Wazoo – The Push
• A Void – Left Out

“Hate the Radio, Change the Radio, Make better Radio.”

Episode Twenty-Eight is ready. Smoke pot around Agent X and he’ll shoot you in the knee cap. Don’t make him do it, get this episode from iTunes. Then leave us a voicemail at 6606-75-HATE or call us toll free at (888) DAMN-HtR, and don’t forget to register for our 06-06-06 Contest by posting a comment on Hate the Boards.

“With growing anxiety about the flight to Denver, Al contacts a friend of the show who happens to be a Federal Air Marshal to ask some questions regarding his first flying experience. Can Uncle Norme join the Mile-High club by himself or will airport security tackle him for bringing the Killer Case? Agent X brought up a few of his Jack Bauer-esque on-the-job stories and one about shooting at his child in the hopes to train him better. He also gave us his own testimonial for how well ‘Ray Deals’ worked in ordering pizza at the White House.”

Related Links:

• Clive
• Federal Air Marshals
• jetBlue
• 24
• Killer Case

Music:

• Supersuckers – Flying Into the Mid-Day Sun
• Douglas Fir – Superfly
• Jim’s Big Ego – WTFMFWTFAYT?
• Atomsplit – Americanized
• Zadoc…and the Nightmare – Between

“Hate the Radio, Change the Radio, Make better Radio.”