Hate the Radio – Escape Velocity

April 26th, 2006 by POMP

Hate the Radio - Escape VelocityThe moon and stars have aligned, allowing Episode Twenty-Nine to be released right on-time … and it’s not even Leap Year. I have no idea what I’m talking about, but if you want to learn advanced physics from retards, download Escape Velocity aka Durrrr from iTunes. Then leave us a voicemail at 6606-75-HATE or call us toll free at (888) DAMN-HtR. Don’t forget to register for our 06-06-06 Contest by posting your theory of relativity on Hate the Boards.

“The only question now is just how fast do you have to travel to escape this show. If you hate those “What’s the sound of one hand clapping?” kind of questions then avoid this episode. If you enjoy beating your head against the wall then by all means put it on repeat. Ray opens his big mouth again this week and the whole show plan goes out the window as his comments cannot possibly be ignored as well as his complete lack of any scientific knowledge.”

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Hate the Radio – Agent X

April 20th, 2006 by POMP

Hate the Radio - Agent XEpisode Twenty-Eight is ready. Smoke pot around Agent X and he’ll shoot you in the knee cap. Don’t make him do it, get this episode from iTunes. Then leave us a voicemail at 6606-75-HATE or call us toll free at (888) DAMN-HtR, and don’t forget to register for our 06-06-06 Contest by posting a comment on Hate the Boards.

“With growing anxiety about the flight to Denver, Al contacts a friend of the show who happens to be a Federal Air Marshal to ask some questions regarding his first flying experience. Can Uncle Norme join the Mile-High club by himself or will airport security tackle him for bringing the Killer Case? Agent X brought up a few of his Jack Bauer-esque on-the-job stories and one about shooting at his child in the hopes to train him better. He also gave us his own testimonial for how well ‘Ray Deals’ worked in ordering pizza at the White House.”

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4/20/04 POMP rant!

April 20th, 2006 by POMP

I would like to take this time to say that anyone that utters the phrase “heh, heh, it’s 4/20″ (or something like it) today, is a complete idiot AND loser. Let me take a minute to ponder the details of your pathetic teenage existence. I apologize in advance for the lack of misspellings, and cool IM acronyms.

  1. You just couldn’t take it anymore, so you quit school. (But I bet you’re gonna get your GED someday!)
  2. Your parent(s) suck, but you still live at home or with a friend. (But I bet you’re moving as soon as you turn 18, err … 40.)
  3. You just can’t seem to find a job, or you refuse to work for minimum wage–because you’re better than that! (Meanwhile, you either never look or apply at the same places, that you know will never hire your sorry ass.)

If this sounds like you or some dumb-fuck you know, then you’re probably a dropout loser, that can’t find a decent job because you’re too busy smoking to ever look. Do me a personal favor, and trade an ounce for a nine, and rid yourself, your friends, and your family of this horrible world that owes you so much, despite the very little you contribute.

Just think of the cool suicide anniversary date.

Hate the Radio – Snakes on a Plane

April 7th, 2006 by POMP

Hate the Radio - Snakes on a PlaneAfter 3 1/2 years I haven’t forgotten how to login to this site yet, so I present Episode Twenty-Seven from Hate the Radio: Snakes on a Plane takes a look back at Samuel L. Jackson’s last three talkies, or as we like to call them, his trifecta of stupid. We also explore Al’s love life (or lack thereof), and we feed the demon.

“Yet another Golden Globe performance will be given by the one and only Samuel L. Jackson in the upcoming and much talked about motion picture “Snakes on a Plane”. I’m sure you have preordered your tickets already. Who can forget the amazing role he portrayed in Coach Carter, (your memories may differ from that of the show’s). “Breaking up is hard to do”, and other corny song lyrics. Ray insults every food delivery service within 10 miles of his house and POMP and Al are moving to Chesterfield Island.”

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