Hate the Radio – Ray Shaved

March 30th, 2006 by POMP

Hate the Radio - Ray ShavedEpisode Twenty-Six is out. Get Ray Shaved from iTunes, then strap on a pair of headphones and prepare to experience “Surround-O-Hate.” Feel free to leave us a voicemail at 6606-75-HATE or call us toll free at (888) DAMN-HtR, and tell us what you think. And don’t forget to register for our 06-06-06 Contest by posting a comment on Hate the Boards.

“After phoning it in for the past few weeks, Al and POMP sit back and let Ray take over this show. We check out some fan art as RaYzor gets the power up and defeats the listeners, Verizon and Vonage with much dispatch. Uncle Norme is not as powerful when taking on Wal-Mart and seeks help with his extortion tactics from RaYzor. POMP gains free equipment and services after Ray makes a call on his behalf. Also, simple questions, and simpleton answers.”

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Hate the Radio – Later That Night

March 26th, 2006 by POMP

Hate the Radio - Later That NightIt’s not Episode Twenty-Six, and RaYzor is still MIA, but here’s an “Extra File” from the 80 Proof Birthday recording session. It’s called Later That Night. You won’t find this on iTunes, but that doesn’t mean you can’t leave us a voicemail at 6606-75-HATE or call us toll free at (888) DAMN-HtR.

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Mobile Broadcast Network

March 25th, 2006 by POMP

ThereIsNoRadioHate the Radio debuts Sunday night at 9 PM EST on the Mobile Broadcast Network. Now I’m going to try to explain how this works without fucking it up too badly…

“Listen to live and on-demand audio using the wireless Internet on your cell phone. The Mobile Broadcast Network gives you unlimited access to available audio stations. Start listening today.”

You can access MBN Stations using your mobile phone or PDA. HtR is part of ThereIsNoRadio, which can be found in the Entertainment category. Our Station Number is 1731. To register for the Mobile Broadcast Network service, follow the instructions below:

  1. Use your wireless Internet-enabled device to access the MBN WAP site at www.mymbn.com/swing. (MBN recommends that you bookmark their WAP site for future use. For bookmarking instructions, contact your wireless carrier’s customer support or check your phone’s owner’s manual.)
  2. Follow the instructions and sign in.
  3. Select Entertainment and then ThereIsNoRadio under the menu.
  4. Enjoy and listen to your selected program.

Hate the Radio – 80 Proof Birthday

March 24th, 2006 by POMP

Hate the Radio - 80 Proof BirthdayThanks to the miracle of the Flux Capacitor, Episode Twenty-Five is out, and right on time as usual. Al makes “every effort” to edit and release the show by every Wednesday, and 80 Proof Birthday is no exception. Get this episode from iTunes. Then leave us a voicemail at 6606-75-HATE or call us toll free at (888) DAMN-HtR, and don’t forget to register for our 06-06-06 Contest by posting a comment on Hate the Boards.

“POMP is now over 3 decades old and enjoyed a few calls from the “alcoholic family tree” in this episode. Ray was just phoning it in from the club where his band Zadoc…and the Nightmare were playing. The News Gash gets bashed for causing such a stir from the listeners with her off-color remarks about colored people. Al tries to make up for 31 years of not drinking by sucking down the local liquor store. The phones are heating up at HtR as everyone wants to get in on the act. UK Stalker Clive was more interested in pancakes than all the snakes leaving Ireland, but who can blame him. Lesson learned: If you ask an Aussie a question, don’t expect a direct answer. Ya carrots.”

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Suck Your Love

March 14th, 2006 by POMP

Steak and BJ DayLast year I wrote of a new male holiday, that I was absolutely positive would be bigger than Christmas in the upcoming years. It’s called “Steak and BJ Day” and *unfortunately* I will not be celebrating it today.

The genius behind Steak and BJ Day describes it as, “Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him … No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ.

March 14th is my day off, so I suppose I could get drunk and attempt to auto-fellate myself, but I’m way too lazy to walk to the grocery store and I can’t get my mouth anywhere near my penis. I’m just not that flexible, and the confusion of whether to spit or swallow would leave me gurgling my own seminal fluid for days. And I just don’t have that kind of time on my hands. So as soon as the cat’s not looking, I’ll jerk off under the covers instead.

You can read all about Steak and BJ Day here.

Hate the Radio – Calling Casey

March 9th, 2006 by POMP

Hate the Radio - Calling CaseyEpisode Twenty-Four is out, and right on fucking time as usual. That means we now have over 24 hours of non-stop Hate for your listening pleasure. I suggest downloading every episode (starting with Calling Casey), and listening to them back-to-back until you want to gouge your ears out with a chainsaw, then hit repeat and listen again.

“Every listener is important to us, even the ones that have negative comments for the show. That’s why we return all feedback to the show. I’m sure Casey is pleased that we finally returned his call. We’re still doing our part for race relations. I didn’t say we were trying to help anybody get along. The rich appear to still be getting richer but not becoming any better dressers. Demon customer RaYzor attacks yet another customer service representative in his continuing effort to extort free services and equipment from Fortune 500 companies.”

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Natalie Portman: Gangsta Rap

March 7th, 2006 by POMP

Mmm … Now I really wanna fuck her, short hair and all. If you don’t like QuickTime, here’s the WMV and YouTube versions…

Watch it with your dick out.

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