February 24th, 2006 by POMP

Drinking alone sucks. But being sick for over a month sucks even more, so fuck it. Natalie Portman looks like a nice little Jewish girl … I’d like to eat her asshole raw, then bite the tips off her pointy little Hobbit ears.

I jerked off to Garden State once, but my pussy hurt after I saw The Notebook. I’m not kidding, it nearly bled for five days. Natalie Portman wasn’t in that movie, but the chick that’s in it is indeed hot. I’d lick her ass too and cum on her dirty place.

Listen to this song, then play it backawards and shoot yourself.