Mama needs a new grill

February 27th, 2006 by POMP

Fix My GrillHate the Radio’s biggest whore needs your help. After a nasty spill on her bike, Mel busted up her face and her teeth are falling out. To make matters worse, this poor girl has endured the wrath of Uncle Norme for more than a decade. So if you’ve got a minute, help her win a fully paid trip to the dentist by kicking a vote her way. She’s contestant number 68.

This is her sob story:


“Z 100 (Local FM radio station) is having a contest called FIX MY GRILL. How cool is this…Sitting around waiting for health insurance has been Hell.. I have 2 teeth falling out and 2 more that are very badly damaged from a bike wreck that I had in November. What’s the chance that I could win this contest? What’s the chance that soon I will be able to smile again with a full set. I think that I have a fighting chance. So here’s what I am asking everyone… CLICK HERE TO VOTE The more votes I get, the better my chances are. So, vote for me and all your wildest dreams will come true.”

Your contribution will not be easily forgotten.

Dear Natalie

February 24th, 2006 by POMP

Drinking alone sucks. But being sick for over a month sucks even more, so fuck it. Natalie Portman looks like a nice little Jewish girl … I’d like to eat her asshole raw, then bite the tips off her pointy little Hobbit ears.

I jerked off to Garden State once, but my pussy hurt after I saw The Notebook. I’m not kidding, it nearly bled for five days. Natalie Portman wasn’t in that movie, but the chick that’s in it is indeed hot. I’d lick her ass too and cum on her dirty place.

Listen to this song, then play it backawards and shoot yourself.

Hate the Radio – Female Issues

February 23rd, 2006 by POMP

Hate the Radio - Female IssuesI apologize that this blog has turned into an HtR plug-fest, but I think the good old days of nigger jokes and porn are over. So to make up for it, here’s Episode Twenty-Two of Hate the Radio. Female Issues does include audible porn though, so I don’t see how you could be a fan of the blog and not like chicks rubbing phones on their gash.

“With an ever growing female audience Al takes a moment to show a softer side. Even after Al apologizes his motives are still questioned. POMP feels like he might be losing control of his harem of bitches and The Blonde reveals she has come to terms with the “C “word. The oh so tragic gash, Velvet Punk allows us to sample her carpet, and Kathrine considers a Ray / Al sandwich.”

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“Hate the Radio, Change the Radio, Make better Radio.”

Hate the Radio – Six Months of Hate Part 1

February 17th, 2006 by POMP

Hate the Radio - Six Months of Hate Part 1Episode Twenty is out, or as I like to call it Six Months of Hate Part 1 of our two hour anniversary extravaganza. You can listen on-demand or get this episode from iTunes. Then leave us a voicemail at 6606-75-HATE or call us toll free at (888) DAMN-HtR, and don’t forget to post a comment on Hate the Boards.

“Time flies when you’re having fun at others expense. It’s hard to believe six months have gone by since POMP joined the show and Ray returned to it. Thank goodness that Al invented “Pre-Show Banter” while POMP was still touching his “Tang”. We compared just how POMP and Al produced a show before working together. Frank brought his pocket sized vibrating razor, perfect for slicing a delicious steak from any random furry animal.”

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Hate the Radio – Six Months of Hate Part 2

February 17th, 2006 by POMP

Hate the Radio - Six Months of Hate Part 2Episode Twenty-One aka Six Months of Hate Part 2 has reached full maturity. You can listen on-demand or get this episode from iTunes. Then leave us a voicemail at 6606-75-HATE or call us toll free at (888) DAMN-HtR, and don’t forget to post a comment on Hate the Boards.

“After six months and 21 shows we take a look back at the first thirty seconds of each. Many of the best lines in the show end up in the opening banter. So I guess you really only need to listen to the first 30 seconds of each show to enjoy the best part. Usually it takes listening to the rest of the show to understand just what we are talking about in the beginning.”

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ThereIsNoRadio

February 11th, 2006 by POMP

ThereIsNoRadioI’ve never written a Press Release before, and I’m not about to start now. But here’s some exclusive Hate the Radio news that you privileged blog faygots get to read here first.

Hate the Radio is being syndicated on Washington, DC based ThereIsNoRadio. Isn’t it ironic? Or is it an oxymoron? I’m not sure, but when I think about it, it makes my head hurt. Anyway, this is what TiNR has to say about themselves…

“We are the bleeding edge of radio… bashing corporate am, fm, and satellite radio into submission with a massive monkey wrench. We are radio the way your favorite diety intended it. Our shows are all original and exclusive. The music is all chosen by the DJ’s. If you’re sick of suits ruining your radio then you have just found your new home.”

Here’s some more quote action to round out this fine post:

“TiNR’s newest show, Hate the Radio, starts this Sunday night 9pm-11pm EST. We will be playing all their old one hour shows for now in the slot and when we catch up, the show goes two hours LIVE….”

I guess we’re the “Kings of One Media” now. Check out our “new home” at: www.thereisnoradio.com and check out the newly redesigned HatetheRadio.com for partial male nudity and flowing audio porn.

Hate the Radio – No Show This Week

February 8th, 2006 by POMP

Hate the RadioThis week we bring you, the faithful viewers of this webscreen site and listeners of Hate the Radio, a brand new 10 minute file explaining why there is no show this week!

In short, our good friend / resident Steve Jobs lover POMP came down with a terrible case of the Anti-Breathing-Disease on the day of recording.

So go listen to the damn file. Maybe POMP will edit this blog and make the links work once he recovers.

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