January 31st, 2006 by POMP
POMP’s Blahg
Dear Sir Pomp,
In response to you branding me a homophobe (simply because I simply don’t believe that homosexuality is a normal, healthy lifetyle in need of special rights), then fine. In response… you shall recieve my standard procedure for all who call me a homophobe:
You are a bigoted, hateful, intolerant Christphobe because you disagree with me. 
-Chris (Toungue firmly in cheek…)
PS- I almost forgot to add, sir: STR8 POWER!!!!11!! StTR8 P0WER!!!111111111111!!
January 31st, 2006 by POMP
This was buried in the comments to my “Shit Fuck Hell Damn Shit Fuck Shit” post from November 26, 2005. I thought it should be prominently posted so you can all see it. I’ve bolded the section that I find especially funny:
“In defense of RaYzor, I should state that homophobia is essentially a word created by homosexual-rights activists, as there is no real “fear” of homosexuality.
Ray’s stance is similar to mine, which I’ll state. There is no gay gene. There is no gay race. There is no gay nationaility. There is no gay religion. There is no homosexual country, province, county, state, or city where they all come from. Homosexuality is simply a mental state; A sexual attraction to the same sex which an extreme minority of people have. 1-3% of the population (any more is clearly a biased number likely taken in big cities). Most religions frown upon it as a sin. Scientifically, it’s real simple: Gay men create sperm that can impregnate women. Gay women still have vaginas and a womb, eggs and the whole thning. They can get impregnated by a man. It’s just a mental state. People need to get over this whole gay rights thing. One can be sexually attracted to animals, do they need special rights? People are sexually attarcted to children, do they need special rights? Some people love to rape, Do they deserve special rights? Nobody wants to remove gay people’s rights or hate them or make them second class citizens. But they don’t desrve special rights OVER others, JUST because they like to sex up the same sex either. Gay people can do straight sex and straight people can do gay sex. People who were once straight turn gay or bi, people who were once gay or bi have turned straight. We don’t need special rights and honors for people who practice homosexuality, and it is not racist or bigoted to say so. And one last thing: homosexual men die 10-30 years younger than straight men for varied reasons. If you have a gay friend or relative and you truly care about him, you should try to have him either turn straight, or have him swear to have safe sex with one partner for life, or he is going to die young. Period. No hatred. No bogotry. Common sense and good advice. Rant over.”
-Chris
Chrusher
For the record, I don’t think homosexuality is a “mental state” but I do agree that gay people don’t deserve special rights. I think RaYzor and Chrusher are both homophobes, and I guess that makes me a “homosexual-rights activist.” But I always wear my HeTeroShirt with straight pride.
January 31st, 2006 by POMP
One of the new Google Toolbar Beta features is the ability to add buttons to the toolbar to search your favorite sites. So of course, I created a custom button for POMP’s Blahg, that also displays my RSS feed:
I know most of you won’t give a shit, but this is the geekiest thing I’ve done in a while. I’m quite proud of my l33t XML skillz. Mozilla Firefox users can download my Search Plugin from the sidebar of this blog, and Opera & Safari users can go to hell.
January 27th, 2006 by POMP
Some of you may have forgotten, and POMP was eager to know himself… so I’m reminding you all! Many know that much of RaYzor’s life has been documented in my comics. But it all started in 1988/1989 when his origin is revealed in my Chrusher Comix as told by then-14-year-old me!:
Chrusher Comix – Sunday, February 26, 1989… Ray. Butski, and a Salvation Army Box….
RAYZOR! RAYZOR! RAYZOR! WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I update old and new comics all the time. Thanks for viewing!
-Chrusher
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January 25th, 2006 by POMP
It’s Hump Day and Episode Eighteen has reached full maturity, and it’s called Apologetic Dating. I don’t know what this all means, but there’s a sexy tie-in there somewhere. You can listen on-demand or get this episode from iTunes, then leave us a voicemail at (660) 675-4283 or post a comment on Hate the Boards.
Oh, and make sure you download this week’s Extra File. We make RaYzor squirm for 20 minutes. If you feel bad for him, click his name and be his MySpace friend.
“Ray has been allowed to return to the cast after a heartfelt apology. See the “Unforgiven” link in the show notes for the whole 20 min file. Ray also went on a date, with a female much to our surprise and he does hug and tell. We discuss the finer points of female facial problems. Even thought it’s late January this is the first official show of the New Year. And so, some new guidelines were pledged. This is the year of Hate the Radio.”
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“Hate the Radio, Change the Radio, Make better Radio.”
January 21st, 2006 by POMP
I saw the unrated edition of The 40-Year-Old Virgin last night and I think the moral of the story is: If you want to get the pussy, you have to give up the Lunix.
You see kids, Lunix is a gateway OS. If you start using, then soon you’ll be playing Dungeons & Dragons and drinking Mountain Dew, while discussing firewalls and gigabytes into the wee hours of the morning.
Grep, Tar, Bash, Pine, blah. It sounds bad, because it is…
So put away your Magic: The Gathering cards, stop watching those Sith-tastic movies, and go outside. I guarantee that within a month your face will clear up, and the money you save (by not buying comic books and toy action figures) is money that can be well spent on drugs and hookers.
If you heed my advice you won’t be a 40-Year-Old Virgin, pissing on your own face whenever you try to take a shit. You’ll be able to boldly go where no Linus nerd has gone before, and use that piss-boner of yours on an actual female!
Enjoy!!
January 13th, 2006 by POMP
This video is very fucked up and weird. Watch it now…
“In the year 2014, The New York Times has gone offline. The Fourth Estate’s fortunes have waned. What happened to the news? And what is EPIC?”
Click here to watch EPIC 2014!
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