January 31st, 2006 by POMP

POMP’s Blahg

Dear Sir Pomp,

In response to you branding me a homophobe (simply because I simply don’t believe that homosexuality is a normal, healthy lifetyle in need of special rights), then fine. In response… you shall recieve my standard procedure for all who call me a homophobe:

You are a bigoted, hateful, intolerant Christphobe because you disagree with me.

-Chris (Toungue firmly in cheek…)

PS- I almost forgot to add, sir: STR8 POWER!!!!11!! StTR8 P0WER!!!111111111111!!

January 31st, 2006 by POMP

This was buried in the comments to my “Shit Fuck Hell Damn Shit Fuck Shit” post from November 26, 2005. I thought it should be prominently posted so you can all see it. I’ve bolded the section that I find especially funny:

“In defense of RaYzor, I should state that homophobia is essentially a word created by homosexual-rights activists, as there is no real “fear” of homosexuality.

Ray’s stance is similar to mine, which I’ll state. There is no gay gene. There is no gay race. There is no gay nationaility. There is no gay religion. There is no homosexual country, province, county, state, or city where they all come from. Homosexuality is simply a mental state; A sexual attraction to the same sex which an extreme minority of people have. 1-3% of the population (any more is clearly a biased number likely taken in big cities). Most religions frown upon it as a sin. Scientifically, it’s real simple: Gay men create sperm that can impregnate women. Gay women still have vaginas and a womb, eggs and the whole thning. They can get impregnated by a man. It’s just a mental state. People need to get over this whole gay rights thing. One can be sexually attracted to animals, do they need special rights? People are sexually attarcted to children, do they need special rights? Some people love to rape, Do they deserve special rights? Nobody wants to remove gay people’s rights or hate them or make them second class citizens. But they don’t desrve special rights OVER others, JUST because they like to sex up the same sex either. Gay people can do straight sex and straight people can do gay sex. People who were once straight turn gay or bi, people who were once gay or bi have turned straight. We don’t need special rights and honors for people who practice homosexuality, and it is not racist or bigoted to say so. And one last thing: homosexual men die 10-30 years younger than straight men for varied reasons. If you have a gay friend or relative and you truly care about him, you should try to have him either turn straight, or have him swear to have safe sex with one partner for life, or he is going to die young. Period. No hatred. No bogotry. Common sense and good advice. Rant over.”
-Chris
Chrusher

For the record, I don’t think homosexuality is a “mental state” but I do agree that gay people don’t deserve special rights. I think RaYzor and Chrusher are both homophobes, and I guess that makes me a “homosexual-rights activist.” But I always wear my HeTeroShirt with straight pride.

January 31st, 2006 by POMP

One of the new Google Toolbar Beta features is the ability to add buttons to the toolbar to search your favorite sites. So of course, I created a custom button for POMP’s Blahg, that also displays my RSS feed:

• Add a POMP’s Blahg button to my Google Toolbar

I know most of you won’t give a shit, but this is the geekiest thing I’ve done in a while. I’m quite proud of my l33t XML skillz. Mozilla Firefox users can download my Search Plugin from the sidebar of this blog, and Opera & Safari users can go to hell.