November 16th, 2005 by POMP

Oh shit, based on this “book with no title,” I should be expiring in horrible torments any day now. I just learned that among other things, the crime of masturbation causes you to grow old before your time, become hunch-backed, suffer from horrible stomach pains, cough and vomit blood, and much, much more.

And here I just thought it caused crusty sheets. I think he’s doing it wrong, but I wonder if having sex would’ve reversed his fatal consequences?

Anyway, if you don’t believe me – see it for yourself before it’s too late.