Wake the kids, Episode Twelve of Hate the Radio is finally f’ing out. Be Compliant and head over to iTunes and download it now. Then feel free to discuss our wholesome goodness on Hate the Boards, it’s FM quality fun for the entire family…

“It’s legal, friendly, ok for the office and rated PG. We at Hate the Radio strive each week to bring you the most eye opening and thought provoking entertainment. Some weeks we fail, and other weeks things aren’t what they seem. If you are not looking for the underlying meaning in each show then you still don’t get it.”

Related Links:

• Which is Worse
• Love’s Mini Cooper
• Buried With Cells

Music:

• Bob Gentry – The Easy Way
• Brad Sucks – Overreacting
• Balance – America
• Eric Idle – FCC Song

“Hate the Radio, Change the Radio, Make better Radio.”

Oh shit, based on this “book with no title,” I should be expiring in horrible torments any day now. I just learned that among other things, the crime of masturbation causes you to grow old before your time, become hunch-backed, suffer from horrible stomach pains, cough and vomit blood, and much, much more.

And here I just thought it caused crusty sheets. I think he’s doing it wrong, but I wonder if having sex would’ve reversed his fatal consequences?

Anyway, if you don’t believe me – see it for yourself before it’s too late.