And here’s a great tip I posted a year or two ago, for all of you Halloween cheapskates:

“Just put a sign on your door that says something to the effect of, “Self-Serve Halloween Candy” and an empty bowl below it … then just don’t answer your door when the little bastards come knocking. After all, they’re not your fucking kids, why should you be forced to buy them candy? Most of them aren’t even offering sex or anything in return, so fuck’em.”