Birthday Wishes

Posted on October 31, 2005 by POMP

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I’d like to wish a Happy belated Birthday to our very own RaYzor, who turned 42 on Friday. I swear with his combover and bandana combo, he doesn’t look a day over 40. I’d also like to wish a Happy 39th Birthday to one of the greatest Jews to ever roam the Earth, Mr. Adam Horovitz aka Ad-Rock of the Beastie Boys.

And even though when ObSerVer asked his girlfriend to sympathy fuck me, she said “absolutely not,” I’d like to wish her a Happy 27th Birthday anyway. A simple no would have sufficed, but apparently a 5-Cell Mag-Lite is more desirable than I am…

Don’t Make The Same Mistake Timmy Made

Posted on October 30, 2005 by POMP

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With Halloween upon us, I feel obligated to post this insane Halloween Comic from Chick Publications. You gotta love religious fanatics, but always remember, THE MOST POWERFUL POSITION IS ON YOUR KNEES.

And here’s a great tip I posted a year or two ago, for all of you Halloween cheapskates:

“Just put a sign on your door that says something to the effect of, “Self-Serve Halloween Candy” and an empty bowl below it … then just don’t answer your door when the little bastards come knocking. After all, they’re not your fucking kids, why should you be forced to buy them candy? Most of them aren’t even offering sex or anything in return, so fuck’em.”

This year I’ll be handing out cough drops and expired condoms.