The VMAs were last night and I did what I do every year, I TiVo’ed it and watched them in fast forward. Beavis and Butt-Head sucked, and as usual the rest of the show was completely unwatchable. It was a who’s who of non-talent.
The most exciting thing that happened was at a pre-show party where Suge Knight was shot for what has to be the 27th time. Unfortunately, he’s still not dead. This guy has more lead in him than a pencil, and he just refuses to die. We need to get these gangster rappers to the shooting range, and give them bigger bullets.
Can I get a Hollaback Girl?