May 31st, 2005 by POMP

I’m calling it in tonight, cuz I have absolutely nothing to write about. But here’s some “hot sexy pornos” for people who would like to wank to twins and the “best ass ever.” I’m guessing if you’re into that sort of thing, you’re probably straight and male. If you’re a faygot, this pr0n is not for you. But if you’re a lesbian, you just might enjoy this Weekday Wank Fest.

May 28th, 2005 by POMP

So this is why I have Micro-Phallus and Lloyd Rivers nuts never dropped. I’m gonna stop wearing makeup and switch to paper immediately.

“A manmade ingredient of many plastics, cosmetics and other consumer products may be interfering with prenatal male sexual development, new research suggests. A study of 85 infant boys found a correlation between increased exposure to some forms of the chemical phthalate and smaller penis size and incomplete testicular descent.”
Read article…

May 24th, 2005 by POMP

I just finished watching episode #1 of Systm, and the first two “boxes” of From The Shadows. If you’re a fan of TechTV, you’ve probably already heard about them, since they feature many former TechTV personalities.

Watching shows like these, and other downloadable content like thebroken and THE.SCENE has convinced me that IPTV is the future. It’s like TV-on-Demand squared.

Thanks to cheap production equipment and file-sharing applications like BitTorrent, I envision a day not too far from now, when we no longer have cable TV or TiVo, and instead opt to download high-definition versions of our favorite shows for viewing anywhere at any time on any device.

Even with major studio involvement, I don’t think they can prevent this revolution from happening. They will simply have to adapt or die. Satellite Radio, MP3 players, and Podcasts have already put the hurt on commercial radio, and the same thing is going to happen to conventional broadcast television.

The recent success of Battlestar Galactica proves that changes are underway. It was being shared on various torrent sites by tens of thousands of people, who then told their friends to tune in for themselves. This word-of-mouth advertising has made Battlestar Galactica the most popular program to ever air on the SciFi Channel. (Link)

I envision a day when we will pay around $1 per episode for a popular program like 24, and probably less for niche programming like Battlestar Galactica. I even see them having specials, like say, $1 per episode of 24 or $20 for the entire season – presented in high-def without commercial interruption. As long as they don’t DRM us to death, I think this could be a win-win situation for us all.

Would you rather pay $30 a month (or more) for cable or satellite, or 25 cents to a dollar per episode of your favorite TV show?

But I digress. If you’re a geek, a couch potato, or just into technology in general, I highly suggest you check out some of these shows. The future is near. But don’t take my word for it…See it for yourself.

May 21st, 2005 by POMP

I saw Revenge of the Sith yesterday. Did you know that “Shit” is an anagram for Sith? This is ironic, because I still can’t get the taste of shit out of my mouth. I don’t want to give too much away, but in an effort to save you from two and a half hours of boredom – here’s my synopsis:

*** WARNING: This synopsis contains spoilers! But nothing can spoil Star Wars movies more than George Lucas himself. ***

• Anakin is having nightmares of Padme’s death.
• To save Padme’s life, Anakin must learn the ways of the dark side.
• Anakin kills some younglings and Sam Jackson.
• In retaliation, Obi-Wan Kenobi chops off Anakin’s legs.
• Padme loses the will to live, and I lose the will to finish watching this atrocity of a movie.
• Anakin is resurrected as Darth Vader.
• Darth Vader learns of Padme’s death and screams, “Nooooooo!”
• The End.

I’m sorry Chrusher and RaYzor, but this movie is NOT worth the price of admission. While there’s plenty of good eye candy, it’s not dark at all. And despite the reviews, it’s not any better than the first two prequels. Large sections of this film are unnecessary, and the entire “love story” between Anakin and Padme is corny and poorly written.

On a tragic side-note, Padme is not hot in this movie, and there is no nudity whatsoever. They don’t even show “vag” during her AWFUL childbirth/death scene.

I know this movie will make half a billion dollars or more, but it doesn’t mean it’s good. I enjoyed the last two Matrix films more than this, and that’s just sad. What’s worse is Keanu Reeves is probably a better actor than Hayden Christiansen. If you’re a Star Wars fanboy, I suggest you stay at home and watch the originals instead, or you could spend your hard-earned money on making your own fan film.

Here’s what I would do in five easy steps:

1) Hire a hooker.
2) Dress up as your favorite Star Wars character.
3) Pop in your favorite John Williams CD.
4) Using “the force” poke and jab her ass with your toy Lightsaber.
5) And finally, to give your movie that Revenge of the Sith feel…Have her ramble on about nothing for two hours, then drop a log in your mouth.

Have Fun!

May 21st, 2005 by POMP

This comment was so fucking funny, I decided I’d share it with all of you:

Dude, I hope you don’t mind a not-strictly-on-topic comment. I just found your blog for the first time. I have never seen, well such a combination of porn and good tech writing.

I am forced to wonder what makes you tick. I cannot decide if I should suggest an x-rated t-shirt or some kind of 12 step program for porn.
Aristotle | 05.20.05 – 12:35 pm

More porn and tech coming soon…

May 19th, 2005 by POMP

Microsoft Baseline Security Analyzer (MBSA) 2.0 is a free, best practices vulnerability assessment tool for the Microsoft platform. It’s designed for the IT Professional that helps with the assessment phase of an overall security management strategy. MBSA helps small and medium businesses determine their security state in accordance with Microsoft security recommendations, and offers specific remediation guidance. You can improve your security management process by using MBSA to detect common security mis-configurations and missing security updates on your computer systems.

MBSA 2.0 is still in beta, and as such only available to Microsoft Beta Testers. Since I happen to be one, you can download these files directly from me.

• Step 1: MBSA 2.0 Beta Overview (1.38 MB) – View this PowerPoint document that explains MBSA 2.0 features, changes, and behavior to prepare yourself for testing
• Step 2: MBSA 2.0 Beta Frequently Asked Questions (0.37 MB) (FAQ) – Review a list of questions and answers to leverage existing knowledge and reduce the need to post to the newsgroups
• Step 3: MBSA 2.0 Beta Getting Started Guide (0.15 MB) – Carefully review some step-by-step procedures to help make testing as efficient as possible and get you familiar with the tool
• Step 4: MBSASetup.msi (1.18 MB) – Download, install and use build 2.0.4918.1 of the beta software. Other components are provided as needed over a connection to the Internet, such as the security update catalog which can change on a monthly basis, or the Windows Update Agent.

May 18th, 2005 by POMP

STILE says, “Here are some hot hot hotties getting fucked, sodomized, and fucked some more…”

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