I’m calling it in tonight, cuz I have absolutely nothing to write about. But here’s some “hot sexy pornos” for people who would like to wank to twins and the “best ass ever.” I’m guessing if you’re into that sort of thing, you’re probably straight and male. If you’re a faygot, this pr0n is not for you. But if you’re a lesbian, you just might enjoy this Weekday Wank Fest.

So this is why I have Micro-Phallus and Lloyd Rivers nuts never dropped. I’m gonna stop wearing makeup and switch to paper immediately.

“A manmade ingredient of many plastics, cosmetics and other consumer products may be interfering with prenatal male sexual development, new research suggests. A study of 85 infant boys found a correlation between increased exposure to some forms of the chemical phthalate and smaller penis size and incomplete testicular descent.”
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