Here are a couple of news stories that caught my attention. This first one pisses me off, because today’s youth is too fucking stupid to appreciate things like this. But I thought my older readers should know what “daisy chaining” might mean to a kidiot.

“Growing numbers of teenagers are taking part in a new group sex craze known as daisy chaining, [British] nurses warned yesterday.” Yes, do go on: “The practice involves children having sex with several partners at parties.” … “As we understand it, it involves groups of older teenagers going round to each other’s homes and having sex in a similar way as swinging.”
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This next one’s best read while listening to this fine song from Team America: World Police. Its title on Daily Rotten is “Dirka dirka dirka Denny’s dirka dirka.” I think if Denny’s made this a company-wide policy, I’d eat there more often:

“Seven men of Middle Eastern descent have sued a Denny’s restaurant in Florida City, claiming the restaurant refused to serve them.” … “According to the suit, [a server said to them], “We don’t serve Bin Laden’s here … You’re not welcome here anymore.” Two [police officers] eating at the Denny’s asked the seven men to leave the restaurant, and said they would arrest them if they didn’t.”
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