February 27th, 2005 by POMP

February 26th, 2005 by POMP

Check out the self-proclaimed, “HOTTEST site on the Web for hardcore furniture action! If you’re ready to see some hot, horny home furnishings get their freak on then you’re in the right place!! You won’t believe what our furniture will do! It’ll make you pop your springs and throw your pillows!!” (Link)

For more HOT action, check out this Xbox Vibrator Mod. And for anyone that hasn’t seen it yet, check out Fred Durst in Limp Bizkit.

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February 25th, 2005 by POMP

Ward Churchill is a terrorist. He needs to be arrested.
Yes, he DOES have the freedom of speech to open his mouth, spew more instructions to murder more innocent Americans to more near-mindless University students…
…and then the authorities also have the right to arrest his traitorous ass where he can tell his tale of conspiring/instructing people to execute 9-11-esqe atrocities to fellow murderous inmates. Oh poop… maybe that’s a bad idea, after all… you silly liberals want those criminals on the streets after a few weeks, so maybe it’s not a good idea. Better yet, I’d prefer his quick, gruesome, painful execution… but you whiney liberal-ninnies get your panties in a bunch about that sort of thing so we can’t do that all that much anymore. Darn.
Thank you friends.

-Your most favoritist blogging Italian-American, Christopher John

(The bruthas in the hood call me “C-Chrush”! Oh, and the sistas call me “DAMN, it’s a shame that man is married! He’s all brutha’ down below that belt!”)

February 24th, 2005 by POMP

Firefox 1.0.1 has been officially released by the Mozilla Foundation, with some important security fixes. An announcement and release notes are available.” Presumably this fixes the window injection vulnerabilities.

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February 23rd, 2005 by POMP

POMP’s Blahg

Ah, my friend RaYzor. I cannot own/operate a site, because if I did, it would involve me working. As Ray always says that I say, “Work? What’s that…”.

Actually, I do work alot, I just don’t get paid for it (I’m wrapping up colorization on my book that will be published very soon). In the meanwhile, I must do this non-stop. Until then, I am happy to think of rules that the Chrusher would install if he indeed owned a website:

1. Liberals/Socialists/Communists/Evolutionary-Atheist-Activists/Tree-
Huggers/Animal-Anus-Worshippers/Earth-First-Bastards/Garden-
Variety-Sodomites will always be mocked and banned. Although I love freedom of speech, such people have no common sense and abuse this right by stating their foundless opinions and silencing/bashing/banning anybody who can prove them wrong. What is the new definition of a bigot? It used to mean a prejudiced person, but not anymore. It now means “Any person who is winning a debate with a liberal”!

2. No, on second thought, I would use liberals stupid comments to prove how stupid they are. Their banishment will only occur after they have been proven to be completely irrational and illogical and utterly disproven (which most liberals are experts at anyway).

3. I will ban all racist/kiddy-porn content that POMP apparently allowed. I may be a proud homophobic, but I am not a racist (the word “race” is racist… I prefer “ethnicity”) nor a kiddie-porn lover.

3b. There is no such thing as a homophobe. Nobody is afraid of Homosexuals, and almost nobody hates them either (a few kooks do, but oh well). It’s just a word used to label those that disagree that the common sodomite lifestyle is happy and healthy. Live that way if you want, just don’t try to convince str8 people that it’s normal.

4. My comics would be all over the place!!!!!! (How do I do that?!) :

Thank you! I love you all (Well, except you unrepentant liberal-types! And that makes most of you!)!!!111BWHAHAA111111111!!11

-Christopher John, AKA “The Mind-like-a-steel-trap-Chrusher-the-COMIX-MASTAR!!!”

PS- Ray is not gay, like the name GaYzoR implies. That simply means he’s happy. It also is used for comedic purposes, as he is completely pro-heterosexual and loves the womens. Especially the kind that put out in gas station bathrooms. Plus, it doesn’t matter that he was in a gay bar once and was even hit on. However, it does matter that that’s one more time than the Chrusha’ has ever been in one. Thank you. Good nite, lads and laddies!

PPS- All anti-Chrusher comments are not only wrong, but they will be proven wrong. Thank you. They should also be directed towards Rayzormania, as he has convinced me to post my most excellent opinions! BYE FOR TODAY PEEEOPLESS!!!

February 23rd, 2005 by POMP

Just as this website was handed to me, I must now also hand it to someone else.

The website / blahg / computer screen of this place is now soley owned and operated by Chrusher. To make the transition more challenging and all-around fun, Chrusher also has no admin access and must figure out how to get it without sexual favors or hacking.

Good luck Chrusher!!

February 23rd, 2005 by POMP

I just want to say that despite the title, this is indeed “RaYzor’s Blahg.” So from now on, whenever I post something that may be offensive or illegal, ie. nigger jokes and kiddie porn–PLEASE know that I did so with RaYzor’s blessing.

You may direct all angry comments, and cease and desist letters to: rayzor@pompproductions.com as he is now the sole proprietor, and will be incurring all future expenses associated with running a free blog.

I hope you enjoy RaYzor’s Blahg, and his renewed focus on Wrestling, Guns ‘N’ Roses, and the Kansas City Worldskippers!

Just a Contributor,
Rev. POMP

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