September 21st, 2004 by POMP

Does anyone even give a shit about Gmail anymore? I know I sure as fuck don’t. If you’re the one idiot that still does, here’s some more accounts for you. If you already have ten gigs or more of Gmail storage, please share with the other kids.

The bottom three accounts were donated by my old pal Wilford Brimley, of Quaker Oats and Our House fame. He’s a big fan of nigger jokes and sick shit, so he frequents my blog quite often. Anyway, Mr. Brimley has requested that these invites do not go to liberals, he says that would be “ungood.”



http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-4b135f4b2e-948597f1a4-2e2e9b169b

http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-4b135f4b2e-ac59d82ce1-c5826a6b3a

http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-8d852d77d7-e42f581b5e-525c46cd91

http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-8d852d77d7-7b3223ec52-ce828aac91

http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-8d852d77d7-d2c2c47898-8071cfdd95

P.S. Eat you oats, “it’s the right thing to do.”