September 30th, 2004 by POMP

Howard Stern fans, fire up Windows Media Player and crank up the sound, ‘cuz at about 1:18 into this video it gets really fucking funny.

Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn has been cancelled. The last new episode will air Thursday, November 4th. If you give a shit, go to CringeHumor.net for info on how to save the show. I wrote a RanT about this the other day, but it was too goddamn awful to post. It made me realize just what an incoherent, babbling idiot I am.

http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-739f5205a4-658f65777e-843ba04632

http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-739f5205a4-c99906bd16-de8cdca885

September 28th, 2004 by POMP

“I’ll give you a hint to what I’m doing.. 2 words: “teabag” and “youngster”.. you figure it out..”

September 27th, 2004 by POMP

My longtime goal of being a D-List Internet Celebrity has finally come to fruition. After doing a “POMP” vanity search on Google, I have discovered that out of 506,000 search results, POMP PRODUCTIONS.com is number 5, this very blog (www.POMP.us) is number 24, and my Moblog is number 29. Google is very finicky, so I have no idea how long this will last, but click here to check it out for yourself.

September 21st, 2004 by POMP

RaYzor sent me this wonderful Lunix article from Something Awful, I thought some of you might enjoy it:

“As recent tech news reports have printed across the globe, an anonymous donor recently contributed $200,000 to “The Xbox Linux Project,” a contest which challenges computer-savy programmers to port the Linux operating system to Microsoft’s Xbox console. Drooling braindead Slashdot fans immediately adjusted their eyewear and began tinkering on the monumental task to do the unthinkable: install a rival operating system on Microsoft’s own proprietary machine. However, most Linux users have experienced the same result in their Xbox project as they have with attempting to talk to any members of the opposite sex: utter and complete failure. With the idea of simultaneously “one upping” zombie Linux zealots across the globe while earning a fat $200,000 paycheck, we here at Something Awful bought ourselves an Xbox and got cracking. With utmost pride and excitement, I would like to take this moment to announce that we have successfully installed Linux on the Microsoft Xbox and are the official winners of the Xbox Linux Project. Since we’re sure many of you might be skeptical of our claims, we have assembled this step-by-step article detailing the process of the Linux installation process.”

Click here to read the rest of this “step-by-step” article.

September 21st, 2004 by POMP

Does anyone even give a shit about Gmail anymore? I know I sure as fuck don’t. If you’re the one idiot that still does, here’s some more accounts for you. If you already have ten gigs or more of Gmail storage, please share with the other kids.

The bottom three accounts were donated by my old pal Wilford Brimley, of Quaker Oats and Our House fame. He’s a big fan of nigger jokes and sick shit, so he frequents my blog quite often. Anyway, Mr. Brimley has requested that these invites do not go to liberals, he says that would be “ungood.”



http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-4b135f4b2e-948597f1a4-2e2e9b169b

http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-4b135f4b2e-ac59d82ce1-c5826a6b3a

http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-8d852d77d7-e42f581b5e-525c46cd91

http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-8d852d77d7-7b3223ec52-ce828aac91

http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-8d852d77d7-d2c2c47898-8071cfdd95

P.S. Eat you oats, “it’s the right thing to do.”

September 20th, 2004 by POMP

Sucks to be this guy:

34-year-old man who suffered severe bleeding under the skin after pumping cocaine into his urethra. It led to complications that destroyed his penis, nine fingers, and parts of his legs.



The man had injected cocaine before intercourse in an effort to enhance sexual performance. He was admitted to the hospital because his penis had remained erect for three days.



Resulting in a painful inability to urinate. The medical term for a prolonged erection is “priapism.” On his third day in the hospital, the man’s erection suddenly subsided. Over the next 12 hours, blood leaked into the tissues of his feet, hands, genitals, back and chest. Blood coagulation caused tissues to die over large areas of the patient’s body, and he was transferred to the burn unit of New York Hospital-Cornell Medical Center.

Doctors there were forced to amputate the man’s legs above the knee and all but one of his fingers to stop the spread of gangrene. The patient’s penis fell off by itself. The man is currently recovering in a rehabilitation facility.

Men who inject cocaine into the penis report that it gives them a sexual high. Drug abuse treatment experts have previously reported external use of cocaine as a sexual stimulant. Cocaine powder is rubbed onto the surface of the genital organs by both men and women in an effort to halt premature ejaculation or improve sexual sensations.

September 19th, 2004 by POMP

I took a few days off, and I still have nothing to say … but I come bearing Geek Bling.

If you don’t have Gmail by now, you’re either a complete loser or a dirty liar–who’s just here to snag their tenth account. These links are for the losers only. One per person please. I’ll post more later. Blah, blah, blah.

http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-4b135f4b2e-0749edfbb3-8ce209ec23

http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-4b135f4b2e-948597f1a4-2e2e9b169b

http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-4b135f4b2e-835406aa21-0b4e20e69e

http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-4b135f4b2e-ac59d82ce1-c5826a6b3a

http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-4b135f4b2e-b231ea599a-2b52dce66b