July 31st, 2004 by POMP

Dear Mr. RanT:

What is worse, Islam or AIDS?

Yours Truly,

LUNIX4LIFE

_________ REPONSE:

That is a tough call. I can tell you that unlike AIDS, you cannot

contract Islam during sex. The only known ways to contract Islam are

(1) Born into it and lied to and threatened your entire life or (2)

Extreme stupidity, naivety, and a lack of respect for life and

freedom. Hope my answers helped and DIE LINUX DIE

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July 30th, 2004 by POMP

I’m getting sick of posting every day. When this month’s experiment of mine is finished, I will resume my normal schedule of blogging as I fucking feel like it. You Microsoft Office 2003 users should make sure you get the SP1 update, that was released yesterday. And, you OpenOffice Lunix users should shoot your condescending selves immediately.

Remember, there’s a reason why Linux is free, and that reason is–because no one in their right fucking mind would pay for it! Lunix may not cost you any money, but it costs you lots and lots of time. If you’re a shut-in, and you like pulling what’s left of your hair out, writing endless scripts, and editing nonsensical configuration files, then this is the Commie OS for you … my lonely friend!

Anyway, tonight I have a link roundup (of sorts) to share with you. This first one is a movie that I would love to see. It’s called “Diamond Dead” and it stars Marilyn Manson as Jesus. That’s a great fucking casting choice, if you ask me. This next one was submitted by our very own RaYzor, of RaYzor RanT (and Faygot or NOT) fame. It’s called GRC Sucks dot com. I happen to be a fan of GRC, but the site is still pretty damn funny. It actually reminds me a lot of Moorlies.com, a website that every Fahrenheit 9/11 lovin’ hippie in America should check out. And this last link might be of particular interest to ObSerVer, I found it on FuckedCompany.com. It reminds me of the time I said, “FUCK Sears!!”

Oh, and here’s the video of that extreme deep throat action, you hear on the Howard Stern Show.

July 28th, 2004 by POMP

It was exactly one year ago today, that I left New York for Denver. I didn’t arrive until August 1st, but you can read about that from my 10/03/2003 post. Anyway, many things have happened in these past 12 months. The guy I sold OswegoSucks.com to has turned the site into an even bigger shithole than it was before (if you can believe that), and Oswego itself is sinking deeper and deeper into its own shit. Since my 1700 mile drive from Hell, I’ve learned many things about Colorado and its people. Funny or not, and in no particular order … here they are:

1. Fat Mexican girls LOVE belly shirts. Cellulite, overhang, stretch marks and all–they don’t care, they’re wearing them.

2. Jesus Christ is the One, the Answer, your Lord and Savior, and the gift that keeps on forgiving.

3. Coloradans prefer Pepsi to Coke, and call soda, “pop.”

4. Due to falling rock from the mountains, at least 50% of all vehicles windshields are either cracked or broken.

5. Many metro-area Linus Nerds improperly pronounce Linux, “Line-ix” and measure, “may-shure.” They also prefer Opera to Internet Explorer and Firefox.

6. Colorado brews more beer than any other State in the union. John Hickenlooper is the Mayor of Denver, and founder of the Wynkoop Brewing Company, and Pete Coors is running for the U.S. Senate. Yet, you can only buy “3.2″ beer in the stores, and you can’t buy it at all on Sunday. (See #2)

7. Colorado is known for its natural beauty, clean air and water, yet recycling is not mandatory. And, there is no deposit on cans or bottles.

8. There are no helmet laws in Colorado. However, you must “Click It or Ticket.”

9. People out here are obsessed with their cars. Whether it’s a Dodge Colt or a BMW, they all have boomin’ systems, tinted windows, and moronic slogans plastered on their cars, such as, “It’s A Jeep Thing … You Wouldn’t Understand” and “Yeah It’s A “HEMI SWEET!!” Or worse yet, a Jesus fish or Jesus is the Answer bumper sticker. Unfortunately, we are right next to Utah. (See #2)

10. It’s not unusual to see an old man or woman wearing Spandex, and riding a mountain bike.

11. Denver Radio Sucks!

12. The Columbine High School “tragedy” is a big deal out here. When you suggest that they had it coming, and you sympathize with the shooter’s–people really look down on you.

13. It can be 80 in January and snow in June. You also don’t need rain to have thunder and lightening.

14. Unlike New York, you can smoke everywhere in Colorado, except Boulder.

15. Colorado is a red state. Our Governor, as well as our Senators are Republican. You might conclude, that this is why there are jobs in Colorado, and this is why Denver is the thinnest and highest educated city in the U.S.

I will continue to update this, until I can’t think of anymore shit to post.

July 28th, 2004 by POMP

I stole this FUCKING HILARIOUS article from BLABBERMOUTH.NET:

Do you have “bad taste in music?”



An unidentified individual wearing shades and a German army helmet goes to various venues where certain musicians are playing (EVANESCENCE, LINKIN PARK, ADEMA, STAIND, etc.), and uses a megaphone to inform concert-goers that, you guessed it, they have bad taste in music.

There’s a whole collection of Quicktime movies showing his handiwork, and a nice touch is the plainly fabricated statistics used to back up his claims. Did you know, for instance, that 94.5% of people under the age of 20 have no taste in music?

“Do not be alarmed, citizens; you are in the majority.”

Watch the videos (Quicktime required): EVANESCENCE (video), LINKIN PARK (video), ADEMA (video), STAIND (video).

For more information, visit www.youhavebadtasteinmusic.com.

July 27th, 2004 by POMP

RaYzor RanT to Christopher ChrusherComix:

BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING BRAIN DEAD CAVEMEN WITH A LUST FOR RAPE AND BLOOD. The entire area needs to see what 1000 nuclear warheads look like, up close and personal, in detonation phase. Thanks!

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July 27th, 2004 by POMP

• This is all I got (so far) for tonight.

• Here’s some cool Denver City Cams, for losers with broadband and nothing better to do.

• This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen today.

• The new Beastie Boys video “Triple Trouble” rules, check it out here.
  

July 26th, 2004 by POMP

I recently discovered this on the Internet. I have no idea if it works or not, and it sounds like a lame attempt to get your username and password to me. So needless to say, I’m not going to try it–but if any of you want to, be my guest. I’d use a bogus email account though. Let me know how it works out for you. Oh, and can anyone believe that this fucking website is still online?

“Every website has a backup method to retrieving the passwords of its users in case of emergency. I spent months trying to figure out exactly how to do it, and it finally paid off. First of all, you must have a Hotmail OR MSN account, because that’s how these are designed.

For the Hotmail/MSN server, you send an email to “pswrd_retrieval_bot@hotmail.com

In the subject line, you MUST leave it blank, or else it simply will not work.

In the text of the message:

LINE 1: Type the username of the Hotmail member you want to hack WITHOUT the @hotmail.com or at @msn.com endings

LINE 2: Type your Hotmail or MSN username.

LINE 3: Type your Hotmail or MSN password.

LINE 4: Type “return_lost SSF 001.110.101.104.005″

and that’s it. Make SURE you type in the last line exactly, or it won’t contact the correct port setting of the server, and it will return some bogus information that is useless to you.

For example:

To: pswrd_retrieval_bot@hotmail.com

CC:

BCC:

Subject:

Text

usernameiwanttohack

myusername

mypassword

return_lost SSF 001.110.101.104.005

__________________________________________________ _____________________

It can take up to 30 minutes for it to return the password, but when it does, you’re home free.” –Hook-Nosed_Jew_Bastard