July 31st, 2004 by POMP

Dear Mr. RanT:

What is worse, Islam or AIDS?

Yours Truly,

LUNIX4LIFE

_________ REPONSE:

That is a tough call. I can tell you that unlike AIDS, you cannot

contract Islam during sex. The only known ways to contract Islam are

(1) Born into it and lied to and threatened your entire life or (2)

Extreme stupidity, naivety, and a lack of respect for life and

freedom. Hope my answers helped and DIE LINUX DIE

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July 30th, 2004 by POMP

I’m getting sick of posting every day. When this month’s experiment of mine is finished, I will resume my normal schedule of blogging as I fucking feel like it. You Microsoft Office 2003 users should make sure you get the SP1 update, that was released yesterday. And, you OpenOffice Lunix users should shoot your condescending selves immediately.

Remember, there’s a reason why Linux is free, and that reason is–because no one in their right fucking mind would pay for it! Lunix may not cost you any money, but it costs you lots and lots of time. If you’re a shut-in, and you like pulling what’s left of your hair out, writing endless scripts, and editing nonsensical configuration files, then this is the Commie OS for you … my lonely friend!

Anyway, tonight I have a link roundup (of sorts) to share with you. This first one is a movie that I would love to see. It’s called “Diamond Dead” and it stars Marilyn Manson as Jesus. That’s a great fucking casting choice, if you ask me. This next one was submitted by our very own RaYzor, of RaYzor RanT (and Faygot or NOT) fame. It’s called GRC Sucks dot com. I happen to be a fan of GRC, but the site is still pretty damn funny. It actually reminds me a lot of Moorlies.com, a website that every Fahrenheit 9/11 lovin’ hippie in America should check out. And this last link might be of particular interest to ObSerVer, I found it on FuckedCompany.com. It reminds me of the time I said, “FUCK Sears!!”

Oh, and here’s the video of that extreme deep throat action, you hear on the Howard Stern Show.

July 28th, 2004 by POMP

It was exactly one year ago today, that I left New York for Denver. I didn’t arrive until August 1st, but you can read about that from my 10/03/2003 post. Anyway, many things have happened in these past 12 months. The guy I sold OswegoSucks.com to has turned the site into an even bigger shithole than it was before (if you can believe that), and Oswego itself is sinking deeper and deeper into its own shit. Since my 1700 mile drive from Hell, I’ve learned many things about Colorado and its people. Funny or not, and in no particular order … here they are:

1. Fat Mexican girls LOVE belly shirts. Cellulite, overhang, stretch marks and all–they don’t care, they’re wearing them.

2. Jesus Christ is the One, the Answer, your Lord and Savior, and the gift that keeps on forgiving.

3. Coloradans prefer Pepsi to Coke, and call soda, “pop.”

4. Due to falling rock from the mountains, at least 50% of all vehicles windshields are either cracked or broken.

5. Many metro-area Linus Nerds improperly pronounce Linux, “Line-ix” and measure, “may-shure.” They also prefer Opera to Internet Explorer and Firefox.

6. Colorado brews more beer than any other State in the union. John Hickenlooper is the Mayor of Denver, and founder of the Wynkoop Brewing Company, and Pete Coors is running for the U.S. Senate. Yet, you can only buy “3.2″ beer in the stores, and you can’t buy it at all on Sunday. (See #2)

7. Colorado is known for its natural beauty, clean air and water, yet recycling is not mandatory. And, there is no deposit on cans or bottles.

8. There are no helmet laws in Colorado. However, you must “Click It or Ticket.”

9. People out here are obsessed with their cars. Whether it’s a Dodge Colt or a BMW, they all have boomin’ systems, tinted windows, and moronic slogans plastered on their cars, such as, “It’s A Jeep Thing … You Wouldn’t Understand” and “Yeah It’s A “HEMI SWEET!!” Or worse yet, a Jesus fish or Jesus is the Answer bumper sticker. Unfortunately, we are right next to Utah. (See #2)

10. It’s not unusual to see an old man or woman wearing Spandex, and riding a mountain bike.

11. Denver Radio Sucks!

12. The Columbine High School “tragedy” is a big deal out here. When you suggest that they had it coming, and you sympathize with the shooter’s–people really look down on you.

13. It can be 80 in January and snow in June. You also don’t need rain to have thunder and lightening.

14. Unlike New York, you can smoke everywhere in Colorado, except Boulder.

15. Colorado is a red state. Our Governor, as well as our Senators are Republican. You might conclude, that this is why there are jobs in Colorado, and this is why Denver is the thinnest and highest educated city in the U.S.

I will continue to update this, until I can’t think of anymore shit to post.